Help me: is it my fault

#1
Sometimes ago, our next door Neighbour had a
baby .. Unfortunately, the lil baby was born with
no ears ... When they arrived home from the
hospital , the parents invited my family to come
over and see their new baby ...
My parents were very afraid that I would have
silly
words to say about the baby ... So my Dad had a
long talk with me before going to the
neighbour's house ... He said, "Now, son, that
poor baby was born without ears... I want
You to be on Your best behaviour and not say
one
word about his ears, or I'm really going to beat
You wen we get back home , "I promise not to
mention his ears at all ..." I replied...
We got to the neighbour's
house, and I leaned over the crib and touched
the
baby's hand, I looked at
his mother and said, "Awww, what a beautiful
little baby .. "..The mother, who had braced
herself for any sad comment, was pleasantly
surprised and said, "Thank You very much ..." I
then continued ... "..This baby has perfect lil
hands and perfect lil feet, just look at his pretty
lil eyes !... Did d doctor say he can see clearly ?..."
The mother who was
a bit surprised, replied "Why, yes.... d doctor said
he has a good vision, why do you ask ?..." Den I
said "Well, its a good thing bcox I'm very
sure he can't wear glasses....
.
.
.
that's how d woman started crying...
.
My Dad nearly killed me wen we got home....
.
.
But I didn't say anyfn bout d ears na
Did I.???
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#2
You got me laughing again....

Abeg @Ojukwu how long will it take to get a joke section here?
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#3
@Francischuxx, forever

@topic you lots should leave the guy alone naa. Did he mention ears 👂?

   
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#4
Una two get Una own,
Questioneer.
But sba u for no talk eye glass own,
Any way is not ur fault,ur fada 4 leave you 4 house

   
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#5
(22-09-2017, 07:56 PM)Ojukwu Wrote: @Francischuxx, forever

@topic you lots should leave the guy alone naa. Did he mention ears 👂?

But he indirectly mentioned ear.
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#6
Indirectly u re referring to the ears
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#7
Lol. I almost fall down for ground. Big Grin
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#8
He didn't mention any ears but he is so tricky
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#9
the boy its not his fault
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#10
(22-09-2017, 07:46 PM)Francischuxx Wrote: You got me laughing again....

Abeg @Ojukwu how long will it take to get a joke section here?

   
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#11
Lols If Na Me B Ur Papa I Go Hang U
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#12
kikikikikiki
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